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Mia (N/A out of 10) | Andy.94 | 19-08-2023 | look nicer in real person than photo good service and... | Read More |
Author: | Andy.94 |
Date of Visit: | 19-08-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | N/A out of 10 |
General comments: | look nicer in real person than photo good service and soft skin! |
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Patty (N/A out of 10) | melvin | 19-08-2023 | quite chubby but service was good! can do ass rimming!!... | Read More |
Author: | melvin |
Date of Visit: | 19-08-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | N/A out of 10 |
General comments: | quite chubby but service was good! can do ass rimming!! bringing you to the heaven!!! |
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Melda (N/A out of 10) | evan | 19-08-2023 | good service and slim girl | Read More |
Author: | evan |
Date of Visit: | 19-08-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | N/A out of 10 |
General comments: | good service and slim girl |
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Maya (10 out of 10) | Teddy | 09-08-2023 | Even though there are many more hotter girls, I’ll still... | Read More |
Author: | Teddy |
Date of Visit: | 09-08-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | Even though there are many more hotter girls, I’ll still choose Maya. All these because of her superb service level, her good attitude, her friendliness and her honesty. For me personally, it’s always better to go repeat booking the same girl rather than a hot and unknown personality girl to avoid disappointment and money burnt. And also usually if you keep repeating booking the same girl her service level and attitude towards you usually get better. Anyway on to the main action. As usual her Nuru massage is like heaven to me. Using real Nuru gel rubbing her oiled body to my oiled body really can make you get horny fast 😂. She keep using her seductive eyes looking at me and jerking my little brother, telepathy asking me don’t you want to fuck me now? 😂. I wasted no time, quickly putting on my Okamoto 0.01 condom and let her cow riding me first while I french kissing her. Then switched to missionary,doggy style & back to missionary. Sucking her nipples and french kissing her like nobody’s business. When I was about to cum, I grabbed her boobs real hard and took off my condom and unloaded my armies of sperms onto her body. I quickly took some tissues to clean her up 😂. By the way she won’t be long here so support her while she’s still in JB. |
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Angie (10 out of 10) | Tim | 09-08-2023 | I’ve booked many escorts through this website, but Angie was... | Read More |
Author: | Tim |
Date of Visit: | 09-08-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | I’ve booked many escorts through this website, but Angie was really just a whole other level compared to the other escorts that I’ve had before. She was very caring, very professional, treated me like I was her boyfriend and then gave me the best night of my life. I would definitely want to book her again in the future. Blowjob: 10/10 Fucking: 10/10 Licking pussy: 10/10 Kissing: 7/10 (she didn’t kiss me, but she allowed me to kiss her) GFE: 10/10 Overall: 9.9/10 |
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Linly (10 out of 10) | Blueblackmark | 09-08-2023 | She is good can try. She can speak English. Big... | Read More |
Author: | Blueblackmark |
Date of Visit: | 09-08-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | She is good can try. She can speak English. Big blossom |
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Migale (10 out of 10) | Vin__ | 09-08-2023 | Migale ❤️ such an amazing girl. Probably the best service... | Read More |
Author: | Vin__ |
Date of Visit: | 09-08-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | Migale ❤️ such an amazing girl. Probably the best service she given to me. Definitely worth for the money. Her boobs so soft and smooth. Beautiful skin and tone. Her smile will melt your heart. Cute plus hot at the same time. Definitely I will book her again. ❤️ |
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Miki (10 out of 10) | Teenager boi | 07-08-2023 | Booked her for 2 hours and it was worth it!... | Read More |
Author: | Teenager boi |
Date of Visit: | 07-08-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | Booked her for 2 hours and it was worth it! She is v horny but sadly I can’t completely satisfied her. She is very accommodative and will stick to you like glue |
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Maya (10 out of 10) | Teddy | 07-08-2023 | Never regretted booking Maya & her Nuru massage is really... | Read More |
Author: | Teddy |
Date of Visit: | 07-08-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: |
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Yua (10 out of 10) | David | 30-07-2023 | I’m a regular of her, and today also her service... | Read More |
Author: | David |
Date of Visit: | 30-07-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | I’m a regular of her, and today also her service exceptional. Her blowjob got even better, and seeing her blowing mein the mirror by the side, it was awesome. sex is also very good, we tried many positions, from doggy by the side of the mirror to reverse cowgirl. It was an awesome moment, she even wore sexy stockings for me. Will rtf before she goes back. |
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Alice (10 out of 10) | Mere | 30-07-2023 | Fucking love her service. Return to her so many times... | Read More |
Author: | Mere |
Date of Visit: | 30-07-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | Fucking love her service. Return to her so many times already. Will rtf everytime she’s here. |
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Khloe (10 out of 10) | Alan | 30-07-2023 | recommended. 10/10 will rtf | Read More |
Author: | Alan |
Date of Visit: | 30-07-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | recommended. 10/10 will rtf |
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Taporn (10 out of 10) | Terry | 23-07-2023 | She got a very sexy body and soft boobs. She... | Read More |
Author: | Terry |
Date of Visit: | 23-07-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | She got a very sexy body and soft boobs. She gave me a massage before blowjob. Can kiss and overall she’s good. A gentle and soft spoken girl. |
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Lucky (10 out of 10) | TimothyTan | 23-07-2023 | This girl was the very first time I ever do... | Read More |
Author: | TimothyTan |
Date of Visit: | 23-07-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | This girl was the very first time I ever do with her. She was so sexy, so hot and treat you like the best guy. Looks: 11/10 (Super Hot Girl) Sex: 10/10 BJ: 8/10 (Didn’t do too much BJ but she was good) GFE: 10/10 Overall: 9.5/10 |
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FeiFei (10 out of 10) | Sam | 23-07-2023 | On Feifei’s first day back in Johor Bahru, I immediately... | Read More |
Author: | Sam |
Date of Visit: | 23-07-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | On Feifei’s first day back in Johor Bahru, I immediately booked an hour. After get off work, I drove to find Feifei. I got my room number and rang the bell. The moment I saw Feifei was so beautiful 😍 I took a shower first 🚿 for the first shot, blowjob is my favorite. I liked it a lot and started my attack.In the second shot, we changed a lot of poses and finished it before the time was up. Thank you FeiFei |
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FeiFei (10 out of 10) | Sam | 23-07-2023 | As soon as she opened the door 🚪 I was... | Read More |
Author: | Sam |
Date of Visit: | 23-07-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | As soon as she opened the door 🚪 I was attracted by her enthusiasm. She can do any position, especially the blowjob is very attentive ❤️ She is very good at blowjob, I like it very much 😍 She also gave me a Thai massage during filming 👍🏻 We started the two shot good time and finished ☞ Feifei strongly recommends Recommended index 🖐🏻 stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Not sure which one to choose? It’s great to choose FeiFei’s service 👍🏻 to make you feel satisfied |
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FeiFei (10 out of 10) | Jam | 23-07-2023 | Excellent service, very sweet and friendly. Best GFE I have... | Read More |
Author: | Jam |
Date of Visit: | 23-07-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | Excellent service, very sweet and friendly. Best GFE I have experienced so far, highly recommend! |
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Nana (10 out of 10) | Mr Mr | 23-07-2023 | face & skin colour different from the photo, but she... | Read More |
Author: | Mr Mr |
Date of Visit: | 23-07-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | face & skin colour different from the photo, but she still hot..had a wild wild session with her. her moan & responsive makes my little kid more keras |
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Alice (10 out of 10) | Mere | 20-07-2023 | My favourite girl. Im her regular. Will always pick her... | Read More |
Author: | Mere |
Date of Visit: | 20-07-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | My favourite girl. Im her regular. Will always pick her if she’s working in johor. Can’t get enough! 100/100 |
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Awa (10 out of 10) | Jacob | 20-07-2023 | She is very friendly and fun to talk to, real... | Read More |
Author: | Jacob |
Date of Visit: | 20-07-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | She is very friendly and fun to talk to, real person is more prettier than the photo! Will come back again! |
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Hana (10 out of 10) | Enzo | 20-07-2023 | She will bring you go to paradise . Treat you... | Read More |
Author: | Enzo |
Date of Visit: | 20-07-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | She will bring you go to paradise . Treat you like boyfriend. Original 40D big and soft boobs. Highly recommend 12/10. Booked her whole night . Super worth . |
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Hana (10 out of 10) | Jay | 20-07-2023 | A cute face Polite Can communicate well in English Good... | Read More |
Author: | Jay |
Date of Visit: | 20-07-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | A cute face Polite Can communicate well in English Good kisser Big and original boobs Good blowjob Overall very good service I had in a long time. |
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Amina (10 out of 10) | Alan | 20-07-2023 | 10/10 the best. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 | Read More |
Author: | Alan |
Date of Visit: | 20-07-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | 10/10 the best. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 |
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Linly (10 out of 10) | Tim | 20-07-2023 | Her skills are very good Definitely would recommend | Read More |
Author: | Tim |
Date of Visit: | 20-07-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | Her skills are very good Definitely would recommend |
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Ivy (10 out of 10) | Ken | 20-07-2023 | She is nice and dedicated to the service | Read More |
Author: | Ken |
Date of Visit: | 20-07-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | She is nice and dedicated to the service |
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Ivy (10 out of 10) | James | 20-07-2023 | Top gfe, good service | Read More |
Author: | James |
Date of Visit: | 20-07-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | Top gfe, good service |
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Putri (10 out of 10) | happy go lucky | 20-07-2023 | good service.happy with girl service | Read More |
Author: | happy go lucky |
Date of Visit: | 20-07-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | good service.happy with girl service |
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Ivy (10 out of 10) | coolacool | 15-07-2023 | Good service 👍👍👍 | Read More |
Author: | coolacool |
Date of Visit: | 15-07-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | Good service 👍👍👍 |
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Maya (10 out of 10) | Alex | 15-07-2023 | Today book Maya for Nuru massage first time I got... | Read More |
Author: | Alex |
Date of Visit: | 15-07-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | Today book Maya for Nuru massage first time I got try Nuru massage I’m very enjoy, Nuru massage can makes me unable to control my feelings I think because maya she professional It’s a massage that makes me only 5 minutes water can out 😂 It’s massage that she doesn’t use oil. But she ues Nuru gel. Original from Japan I guarantee and recommend that you must try |
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Pony (10 out of 10) | vin__ | 15-07-2023 | She was amazing ❤️. Very friendly and experienced. I love... | Read More |
Author: | vin__ |
Date of Visit: | 15-07-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | She was amazing ❤️. Very friendly and experienced. I love to spend more time with her 🫶🏻 |
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Ammy (10 out of 10) | RayC | 15-07-2023 | I think I have a crush on her , booking... | Read More |
Author: | RayC |
Date of Visit: | 15-07-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | I think I have a crush on her , booking for 45 mins but finished in 15 minutes. Usually can last long but not today because she’s so good. Smells super nice too 🙂 |
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Linly (10 out of 10) | Man | 15-07-2023 | She can speak English very good and the service is... | Read More |
Author: | Man |
Date of Visit: | 15-07-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | She can speak English very good and the service is quite good she can do many things pussy like nectar 🤩🤩🤩😛😛 |
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Mona (10 out of 10) | Fred | 15-07-2023 | She’s a little chubby but she has a pretty face... | Read More |
Author: | Fred |
Date of Visit: | 15-07-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | She’s a little chubby but she has a pretty face and smiles often. Overall a good girl. |
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Maya (10 out of 10) | Terry | 15-07-2023 | Booked Maya Nuru massage at around 10pm. I’m happy she’s... | Read More |
Author: | Terry |
Date of Visit: | 15-07-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | Booked Maya Nuru massage at around 10pm. I’m happy she’s still around and still remember me as one of her regular customers. She is as friendly as ever and likes to chat. After shower, as usual she turned on her sexy music and started her Nuru massage session. Damn she’s so good and skilled. Her pussy rubbing your back,legs and front really makes me horny already. Next her ultimate blowjob and handjob almost making me cum and I had to stop her as I wanted to fuck her real good. 😂😂😂. Started with cowgirl. Grabbing her boobs until i changed to missionary. Her seducing eyes kept staring at me until I bet tahan and french kiss her like nobody’s business. When i almost going to cum,i grabbed her boobs and pounded her real hard until I cum. I’ll definitely return for her again. 👍👍👍👍👍. |
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Nano (10 out of 10) | NONAME | 15-07-2023 | Very beautiful girl with good service. Will book her again... | Read More |
Author: | NONAME |
Date of Visit: | 15-07-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | Very beautiful girl with good service. Will book her again next time |
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Yuki (10 out of 10) | ThaiLover | 15-07-2023 | She quite cute and lovely.. Normal SOP.. | Read More |
Author: | ThaiLover |
Date of Visit: | 15-07-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | She quite cute and lovely.. Normal SOP.. |
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Viva (10 out of 10) | ThaiLover | 24-06-2023 | Her age only 21 or 22.. Small boobie.. Those who... | Read More |
Author: | ThaiLover |
Date of Visit: | 24-06-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | Her age only 21 or 22.. Small boobie.. Those who like Young Teenager can give it a try.. She quite naughty, but you need to pump her HARD.. enjoy the moment.. |
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Ice (10 out of 10) | Mier | 24-06-2023 | I took her service last 2month, great 2hr moment with... | Read More |
Author: | Mier |
Date of Visit: | 24-06-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | I took her service last 2month, great 2hr moment with her. Full of GFE. She behave like shy-virgin, but willing to fulfill all what u want. Ice’s natural big boobs also very comforting. Wanna book her soon. Missed her GFE so much. Good fuck… Recommended |
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Taporn (10 out of 10) | Terry | 24-06-2023 | She got a very sexy body and soft boobs. She... | Read More |
Author: | Terry |
Date of Visit: | 24-06-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | She got a very sexy body and soft boobs. She gave me a massage before blowjob. Can kiss and overall she’s good. A gentle and soft spoken girl. |
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Amina (10 out of 10) | Rambo27 | 24-06-2023 | First impression that she very nice person, very flirty and... | Read More |
Author: | Rambo27 |
Date of Visit: | 24-06-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | First impression that she very nice person, very flirty and nice licking, impressed when she know what she doing the job as her master it, she loves to play your dick, suck your dick and play around the dick, her tongue very naughty and you must control the emotion if not you cum to fast. I prefer her again and I give 6/5 rating overall of her service. |
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BB (10 out of 10) | Mier | 24-06-2023 | She love to bite your dick, like bear. If you... | Read More |
Author: | Mier |
Date of Visit: | 24-06-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | She love to bite your dick, like bear. If you are the Mowgli, then she is your wildlife partner. Great sensual-wild experience. I dont ever received this treatment from another lady. Only one in a million. |
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Pony (10 out of 10) | Alan | 24-06-2023 | recommended. 👍🏻 | Read More |
Author: | Alan |
Date of Visit: | 24-06-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | recommended. 👍🏻 |
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Smile (10 out of 10) | LH | 24-06-2023 | Smile was a great host, she offered a drink and... | Read More |
Author: | LH |
Date of Visit: | 24-06-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | Smile was a great host, she offered a drink and to shower with me. Then the real fun begun: plenty of skinship and kissing during FS, no rush, just relax…one of the best BJs I’ve ever had. Loves letting her voice out during sex. Even offered massage after CIM and shared shower. Perfect way to spend the night! |
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Maya (10 out of 10) | JECK | 21-06-2023 | Maya she is so cute ,cute than in the picture... | Read More |
Author: | JECK |
Date of Visit: | 21-06-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | Maya she is so cute ,cute than in the picture and she is not like Thai people I think she’s Japanese mix. She service was excellent. And what I like the most is She has cosplay costume and stockings. And there are uniforms, nurses, office girls, teachers, she chooses to wear office uniforms, make love with me, the feeling is very awesome, like showing a Japanese AV movie |
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Maya (10 out of 10) | Alex | 21-06-2023 | Today book Maya for Nuru massage first time I got... | Read More |
Author: | Alex |
Date of Visit: | 21-06-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | Today book Maya for Nuru massage first time I got try Nuru massage I’m very enjoy, Nuru massage can makes me unable to control my feelings I think because maya she professional It’s a massage that makes me only 5 minutes water can out 😂 It’s massage that she doesn’t use oil. But she ues Nuru gel. Original from Japan I guarantee and recommend that you must try |
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Mandy (10 out of 10) | Vam | 21-06-2023 | She is incredible pretty and nice. Very talkative while we... | Read More |
Author: | Vam |
Date of Visit: | 21-06-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | She is incredible pretty and nice. Very talkative while we are not having fun which make the experience really good GFE. |
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Nam (10 out of 10) | Bad mam | 21-06-2023 | she a good looking, Is good for take care of... | Read More |
Author: | Bad mam |
Date of Visit: | 21-06-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | she a good looking, Is good for take care of me. make me l feel comfortable, She is very good at licking and bo-job, good fucking, she is very cute, very friendly, smiling like this, I have to come back to her. |
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Poopae (10 out of 10) | Rambo69 | 21-06-2023 | Pou Oh Pou! 💯🔥🥵💋 Face: 💯 Skin: 💯 (dusky smooth... | Read More |
Author: | Rambo69 |
Date of Visit: | 21-06-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | Pou Oh Pou! 💯🔥🥵💋 Face: 💯 Skin: 💯 (dusky smooth brown skin thai lady) Body: 💯 (freaking lovely! Petite lady) Service: 💯 (best sex I have after ages) Blowjob: 💯 (Just raw hot BBBJ) Saw this lady. She smiled & laughed. Instantly fell in love with this pretty lady. Very beautiful short sexy looking Thai lady. Asked if can kiss & lick pussy, she didn’t disappoint even abit! Showered together. Kissed a lot. And I fingered her. Then on the bed, continue kissing while she rub her pussy on my dick. Later she gave me a good raw blowjob along with 69 where I eat her pussy out!!! I let her sit on my face till she cum first! And we had sex with so many position! 💯 was freaking hot & sexy to make love with her! 💯 recommended! |
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Nano (10 out of 10) | Nk | 11-06-2023 | Good service,Beautiful and nice to talk! Cim technic very good!... | Read More |
Author: | Nk |
Date of Visit: | 11-06-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | Good service,Beautiful and nice to talk! Cim technic very good! Relax and happy feeling. Next time will book again. |
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Anna (10 out of 10) | David | 11-06-2023 | She’s very good in service and the blowjob is very... | Read More |
Author: | David |
Date of Visit: | 11-06-2023 |
Time of Visit: | N/A |
Spent time: | N/A |
Her level of service: | 10 out of 10 |
General comments: | She’s very good in service and the blowjob is very good. She let me cum on her face aswell, but looks average. While her body is good enough for me, I always like a bit of meat in girls but her face look average. During the session, it’s like fucking an auntie. |